in a world where teenage girls are hated, degrades, and disrespected
welcome to night vale had a 13 year old girl slay a building full of monsters, spark a rebellion, and train her peers to take down a helicopter with slingshots
Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.
try n close those containers
You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot
How can you NOT find this cool?
This look never means anything good is going to happen.
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
WHY IS IT GAME OF THRONES IN SNUGGIES
so canon it hurts
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)