I BLAME METATRON FOR EVERYTHING
my life is the definition of a mess
20 years old,Greece,name's hrisa,bisexual. a Slytherin and an Aquarius
THIS IS A GOOD DAY TO BE
A BANK ROBBER

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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buggerygrips:

gallifrey-feels:

jebiwonkenobi:

ellev:

Oh my GOD, Owen.

It entertains me that their organization was not even remotely secret. I imagine the locals all rolling their eyes whenever the team runs past, because it’s like when your kids are playing spy games and they’re being ‘sneaky’ and you have to pretend you can’t see them. 

Whenever something really weird happens you just wander down to the docks, position yourself in front of a hidden camera, and sigh loudly. “Oh my, I sure hope that freaky alien-looking thing doesn’t eat my family. Boy, I wish there were someone around who could take care of that for me.

And then you piss off and get lunch while they handle it, so you can avoid getting roofied. 

And then you remember this little gem

"Excuse me… Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?"

*points*”Bloody Torchwood!”

outside the government, beyond the police, just down past the tourist information office, turn right at the docks, follow the pteradactyl screams, join the queue formed outside.

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pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit



the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle

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does anyone remember HI5 or am i just too old?

danisnotonfire:

so i made myself a website when i was 12 and IT’S STILL ON THE INTERNET

new video tumblr! pls reblog this and as always to say ty for your support i shall stalk a bunch of your blogs! thank you and i hope you enjoy ~

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stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

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helens78:

slories:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / X-men - Days of Future Past

[Charles Xavier Vs. James McAvoy]

"It won’t come off!  He loves the helmet too much!"

I also loved “Where do I find you? Shopping for capes?”  :D :D :D

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Question one. Robbing banks is easy if you’ve got a TARDIS. So why am I not using it? Question two. Where is the TARDIS? Okay, that probably should be question one.

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creppysong:

ironicdavestrider:

notallfeminists:

johnnysjetpack:


Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.
Thicke: “He wrote the whole thing pretty much by himself and I was envious of that.”
Williams backed up Thicke’s limited involvement in the writing, adding that he himself wrote those terrible lyrics, and not Thicke, as widely believed/assumed/hoped.
[vmusic.com]

But no one will call him out on it!

The first thing I thought when I read this was: they’ll ignore this. 

This doesn’t get Robin Thicke off the hook though? He supported these lyrics and went along with it. He’s just as much at fault as Pharrell Williams. They’re both rape sympathists.

Yea like he still sang it, they’re both trash. This doesn’t absolve him of anything at all.

creppysong:

ironicdavestrider:

notallfeminists:

johnnysjetpack:

Pharrell had the beat and he wrote almost every single part of the song.

Thicke: “He wrote the whole thing pretty much by himself and I was envious of that.”

Williams backed up Thicke’s limited involvement in the writing, adding that he himself wrote those terrible lyrics, and not Thicke, as widely believed/assumed/hoped.

[vmusic.com]

But no one will call him out on it!

The first thing I thought when I read this was: they’ll ignore this

This doesn’t get Robin Thicke off the hook though? He supported these lyrics and went along with it. He’s just as much at fault as Pharrell Williams. They’re both rape sympathists.

Yea like he still sang it, they’re both trash. This doesn’t absolve him of anything at all.

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